Must Have Items for Every Mancave + BBQ Survival Tools
Mancaves have been around since the beginning of time. Literally, man used live in caves. Today’s history lesson courtesy of the smart asses at Sportsman’s Marketplace. Look, we are all about the outdoors but living in a cave doesn’t have the appeal it apparently used to. On the other hand, if one of your most commonly used phrases is, “ew, people,” or if you’ve found yourself thinking, “I can’t talk to you today, I talked to two people yesterday”, maybe – just maybe the ol’ cave idea is a good idea.
At some point in the not-so-distant past we believe some male chauvinist designer on a network like HGTV coined the phrase “Mancave”. We have no doubt whatsoever that millions of hard working women, all of whom require their own alone time, remain to this day perturbed at the inequity suggested by this name. This alone is the sole reason we don’t watch those channels and often wonder why you would continue to support this mentality by watching these networks. It bothers us so much, that we must leave the room and watch our own shows – in our MANCAVE.
Truth be told, if we have friends over – you don’t want us around anyway. We know that you often find our antics immature or oddly peculiar at best. We’ve seen you watching with a look of bewilderment when our friends depart saying things like, “at dawn, we ride.” Or, “that is by far the dumbest idea you’ve ever had – I’ll be back in 10 minutes.” While you are wondering about the survival of our species, we plan our next attempt at this year’s Darwin Awards. And, we do our best planning in the company of other like-minded Neanderthals in a mancave. Go figure.
For those looking to spice up their “creative space” we have found some cool products ranging from speakers you can blast Enter Sandman on to dartboards and more. Good news is we have the outdoors covered too. Need a clean barbeque? Done. Beer drink games? Yep got ya covered. Enjoy and have one for us!